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I'm 24 and trying to survive early adulthood. I use this blog for my own amusement so the posts have no theme. I have a cat, a passion for art, and Crohn's disease. Carry on.



Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial


"I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t do anything but watch Project Runway. I am allowed to look sexy, feel sexy, and be in love. I am worthy of all of those things, and so are you. Own your good and bad, and all the scary parts that you’ve been covering up because it is yours and no amount of judgement can tell you how to love your body. In the words of Sonya Renee, the body is not an apology. You are magic.

Sep 18th at 6AM / via: ajcrawly / op: princesconsuela / 9,207 notes

Chandler Bing’s Six Stages of Unemployment

"People who dismiss the unemployed and dependent as ‘parasites’ fail to understand economics and parasitism. A successful parasite is one that is not recognized by its host, one that can make its host work for it without appearing as a burden. Such is the ruling class in a capitalist society."

Sep 18th at 6AM / via: fogblogger / op: dasfest / 10,140 notes

Sep 18th at 6AM / via: ajcrawly / op: silentdimension / 17,829 notes


#you’re so married

I think I’m going to limit my social media 

so I won’t be on as often

Sep 15th at 11PM / via: fogblogger / op: 1000drawings / 6,570 notes


Sep 15th at 11PM / via: wheezytumblr / op: wheezytumblr / 5,160 notes


I’ve been so friggin busy all day shooting my short film that I didn’t even get a chance to post this video on Tumblr yet. It’s pretty much everywhere else at this point, but what the hey. I’ll post it here, too, in case some of you tumblrers haven’t seen it yet.

Sep 15th at 10PM / via: lumutant / op: adayinthelifeofjake / 298,519 notes


"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

Sep 15th at 6PM / via: ajcrawly / op: sfgifs / 226,219 notes


Why is this not taught universally.

Sep 15th at 1PM / via: xaccheus / op: mykingdomforapen / 217,991 notes



"And then my soul saw you and it kind of went “Oh there you are. I’ve been looking for you."



Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

and the other 4% is crying