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I'm 24 and trying to survive early adulthood. I use this blog for my own amusement so the posts have no theme. I have a cat, a passion for art, and Crohn's disease. Carry on.


Nick oaks


Nick oaks

Jul 31st at 5PM / via: purplestew / op: monstergagaholic / 541,469 notes

laugh your ass off here


laugh your ass off here

Jul 31st at 5PM / via: purplestew / op: cybergata / 27,114 notes




bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

Jul 30th at 11PM / via: shashakendra / op: punkbruh / 297,751 notes


Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

Jul 30th at 10PM / via: purplestew / op: genderedboy / 222,886 notes


"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.




Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:


I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.

"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…

Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.

"…what’s troubling you, kid?"

Jul 29th at 7PM / via: actuallygrey / op: limetraed / 45,145 notes

"After nearly 15 years of practice, I can assure you that there is a specific look reserved for the moment someone realizes you are fragile. I used to prep prospective partners for this when first dating them. “I have this illness,” I’d explain. “I may look okay now. This is the fun part. We are drinking gin and laughing and my hair smells nice and we’re telling each other our greatest hits stories but one day I will inevitably drop off the radar or my medication will fail. I’ll find myself in need of a gastroenterologist, a rheumatologist, and a steady hand.” My hair does not smell nice at the hospital. They do not serve gin there, but most of the time there’s morphine."

Jul 29th at 9AM / via: ajcrawly / op: postllimit / 562,390 notes


why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

Jul 27th at 5PM / via: lumutant / op: oswldd / 1,085 notes


 Myer-Briggs Personality Type: Harry Potter

Take the test here 

Part One

Jul 27th at 5PM / via: lumutant / op: floozys / 246,391 notes


"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 



i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture

Jul 27th at 12PM / via: aseriesofnouns / op: thempress / 86,135 notes


People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

Jul 27th at 12PM / via: ajcrawly / op: lamapalooza / 63,106 notes